Buyer Beware

Flat 13 Fawlty Mansions

Yellow dot Leaking roof Yellow dot Spreading roof
Yellow dot Subsidence Yellow dot Settlement
Yellow dot Wood Rot [Dry + Wet] Yellow dot Beetle attack
Yellow dot Failed brickwork Yellow dot Sagging floors
Yellow dot Rising damp Yellow dot Plumbing leaks
Yellow dot Defective stucco Yellow dot Defective plaster
Yellow dot Rotten windows Yellow dot Defective pointing
Yellow dot Means of Escape from fire [?] Yellow dot Maintenance fund contributions [?]
Yellow dot Building Regulations compliance [?] Yellow dot Standard of conversion [?]
Yellow dot Insulation: sound and thermal Yellow dot Party Wall disputes
Yellow dot Services: Inadequate or defective cold and hot water - central heating - pipework - power and lighting - leaking and cracked drains

NON-GOVERNMENT WARNING Building Defects can seriously damage your wealth

The sellers give notice to anyone reading these particulars that:-

  • the particulars do not constitute part of an offer or contract
  • the particulars including text, photographs and plans are for the guidance only of prospective purchasers and must not be relied upon as statements of fact
  • the descriptions provided therein represent the opinion of the seller and whilst given in good faith should not be construed as statements of fact
  • nothing in these particulars shall be deemed a statement that the property is in good condition or otherwise nor that any services or facilities are in good working order or work at all
  • purchasers are advised to take independent advice and to have their own building survey
Updated 16 April 2005 12:43
Party Walls
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Fire Insurance
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